roastings:

“are you straight or gay?”

yes

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raggedyangels:

hrhblaine:

#LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING BOUT THIS RUDE ASS MOVIE #IF YOU HADN’T READ THE BOOK PRIOR TO SEEING THIS HEART SHATTERING MASTERPIECE #YOURE IN FOR A FUCKING TREAT #THEY GET YOU SO ATTACHED TO THESE TWO KIDS YOU END UP SHIPPING THEM UNCONSCIOUSLY #AND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOU PLANNING THEIR WEDDING, THE MOVIE THROWS A KINK IN YOUR DREAMS #AND BY ‘KINK’ I MEAN LESLIE’S DEAD BODY FLOATING IN THE RIVER OF JESSE’S TEARS

this movie confused me so much because it was disguised as a kid’s movie so i spent most of it just waiting for leslie to turn up alive and it all to be a big mistake but then it was the end and she was still dead and i spent the rest of the day crying angrily

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jollymarionette:

people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me

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sighiamtired:

likeakingitakethecrown:

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

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how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

My favorite part is the Fourth of July key

i have reblogged this twice in the past hour because it’s my new favorite post on tumblr

cybergay:

my rooms a wreck but then again so is my life

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