unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

evilduckling567:

youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

I JUST SPAT WATER EVERYWHERE

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

itsbeentwoyears:

honestly mr brightside can be in any playlist. make out playlist? mr brightside. getting over someone? mr brightside. funeral? you bet your sweet ass mr brightside will be on it

mckinnna:

dogapult:

people who unfollow you as soon as you start making personal posts

like

sorry i was blogging on my blog

i’ll try not to do it again

thank you

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